Hello! This is Zoey, the most awesome bookstore cat, meowing at you with three books that were so terrible you should absolutely read them and see how bad they were.
I came, I tried, and I hated The Eldritch Heart by Matthew S. Cox. Mom said I would like it because there's princesses, and I'm a princess. I'm the most beautiful princess, in fact. She also said the main character enjoys the stuff that come with her station, which I also enjoy. I hated it, but not as much as the one about the prussian queen- I didn't have to show this one my butt or show it I was the boss. It's about Oona, the princess of some fantasy land, Kitlyn the servant girl she's in love with, and the war she has to end. Also, Oona's culture doesn't accept lesbianism in their princesses, or women in general. New, $14.99.
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Mom said she thought I'd like Forgetting English by Midge Raymond because the author is a confirmed cat lady. She even tried showing me pictures of the three cats who own the author, but I was too busy being cute. I decided Forgetting English was not my bowl of catnip. (Mom couldn't get a picture of me with Forgetting English, so I'm including a picture of me being absolutely adorable.) New, $17.95 Buy it here.